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greencrook:

greencrook:

greencrook:

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age

unless you are 12.9

yeah if you’re 12.9 get out

howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

stability:

"stop thinking about it" wow thank u I am cured u should write a book

jehovahzwetness:

My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time

reblog if you want sex right now

chadontop:

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fcebk:

my eyeliner thicker than yo dick